As some of you might have heard they have finished up the archeological examination of the Donner Party camp site, and while others in the group turned cannibal, it seems the Donner’s didn’t. Sadly as with all retractions, this will not get the amount of coverage that the story they were cannibals got.
However, when you stop and think about it, is cannibalism so wrong? Oh sure there are some social taboo’s, but wouldn't people be the optimum food for people?
In order to ward off cannibalism I am trying to be sure that I would be the cannibal equivalent of junk food. To be clear I am too tough and gristly to eat, plus I work with chemicals, so I might not even be safe to eat. Now health food nuts and vegetarians that is some good eating... only the best stuff there. Oh sure they probably won’t be well marbled, but I am sure if you cook’em right they’d be real tender, and very healthy. Perhaps you could bacon wrap them just to up the flavor abit, since anything that low in fat and salt would be very bland.
As a parting thought would the ultimate irony be vegan’s becoming hopelessly lost while communing with nature, and being forced to turn cannibal?
Oh and for anyone who missed the sarcasm, people are very dangerous for people to eat, since disease can be spread easily when you eat your own kind. In fact that is one of the reasons very few human foods are from carnivorous mammals.
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