Monday, October 31, 2005

I’m back, and a fashion show review

I finally have reliable high speed internet back!

I celebrated by looking at a bunch of Yahoo! Most viewed photos’, which were a fashion show and some picks of the White Sox victory. Ok, seriously as for the fashion show picks, perhaps I am old fashion but I like women to look like women. Those women looked well, dead.... Actually they looked like tall prepubescent boys who died in an eye makeup explosion and then were put into clothes they say they would wear only over their dead bodies. Of course they would have to be zombies since normal dead people can’t walk a run way.

Perhaps I could become a fashion designer, since I think I have a leg up I know that real women aren’t 6’1” but only weight 100 lbs. Plus the clothes those women have on most people won’t be caught dead in. I know none of this is earth shattering revelations, models haven’t represented real women (or at least been a good try) since Marilyn Monroe.

Here is the novel part, since the voice of women hasn’t been heard, since the models just get thinner (soon stick figures will quite the vogue thing), it is time the people whose opinion count on the topic of women’s fashion spoke up. Yes that’s right, men! If men demanded that the models have hips and breasts, guess what they would, and real quick too! Like I said I am old fashion, but if we can’t get some meat on the models bones could we at least make them look more alive?

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